I have no food, books, laptop, tv or music. Guess the only thing to do is sleep! Loved the show tonight, same again tomorrow :D

Tanned Fern is tanned and ready for the show tonight!

Tanned Fern is tanned and ready for the show tonight!

marypoppinthatpussy:

The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

oogie12345:

This couple is perfect.

oogie12345:

This couple is perfect.

nataliathestrange:

†Follow me for more†

nataliathestrange:

†Follow me for more†

earthshaker1217:

TLC - No Scrubs ( Official ) (by Thiago Nascimento Costa)

Flashback Friday!!!!

choklitfactory:

can we all talk about marilyns butt in this picture

choklitfactory:

can we all talk about marilyns butt in this picture

Litre of water for tea :D
Been at uni for 13 hours, and I’m in for 12 tomorrow.
I love this!

zombieapocalypseteam:

theycallme-batgirl:

notyournightlight:

I would probably never wear these, but I want them anyway.

i would wear these everyday…

^ same. i would wear these everyday even if i got blisters and i could never walk normal cause damn those heels are high.
i need this design in high cut sneakers. 

zombieapocalypseteam:

theycallme-batgirl:

notyournightlight:

I would probably never wear these, but I want them anyway.

i would wear these everyday…

^ same. i would wear these everyday even if i got blisters and i could never walk normal cause damn those heels are high.

i need this design in high cut sneakers. 

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

Telling me I’ve got big boobs for a dancer isn’t really a compliment.
My self-worth is not based on the size of my boobs. And thanks for inadvertently calling me fat.

sexhaver:

what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth

Eurovision partay!

Eurovision partay!

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.